Since im on this clubbin kick, I decided to post another blog about hittin up the bar/club scene but this time its about the folks you meet. Have you ever thought about how weird or exciting or unbelievable the people you meet at the club really are? I mean just think about it....when you go to the club or you know your going its like you transform into the club you. You cant be the regular mon. thru friday you nope..you gotta be the one that for some reason drinking excessively, hooting and hollerin like a fool, shakin ya ass like your in a premiere video, and being outgoing with complete strangers is ABSOLUTELY OK all of course while either being decked out or scantily clad. And even stranger is the fact that the min. u jump back into your mode of transportation you can just reform back to your usual self like nothing happened at all...it was just a good time we all reason. Well some of us at least...I know we ALL know those people that think the party never ends or are in constant club mode. Thats frowned down upon but shoot the way i see it at least they keepin it funky.
ANYWHOO back to the people we meet, so we are together, transformedm packed into a building like a heard of cattle with music and liquor flowing. During these events, I personally have stumbled upon the following people, maybe you can relate:
1. odd/get a way from me-these are the individuals that you dont even wanna entertain anything they got to say to you. from their initial presence you are ready to run to the other side of the club and pray they wont find you again.
2. good enough/hell i just wanna have a good time-The ones that you give that SECOND glance to cause at first its an automatic hell no but the liquor has takin effect or your "good time club" persona is just tellin you to do it...you dance, you talk to them, some of u extremist even take them home but the following morning its all reasoned by saying "Well i was just havin fun so f it".
3. hawks/vultures/should look into a career as a private investigator-these are the ones you JUST CANT get away from no matter how hard as you try. you shut them down, diss them to their face, laugh at them in front of all your friends but yet they are relentless. Your dancing, you see them right there in the crowd, your jamin to your favorite song, their tryin to slide in and take advantage of your semi-euphoric moment, ur at the bar, they buying water..u just cant get away! In my club experience, the best way to shut them down is blantantly run away from them..actions speak louder than words and me hauling ass just at the sight of you should say it all!
4. you tricked me/buy you a drink/i own you-they do one thing for you ONE THING (get ya jacket for you, buy you a drink at the bar, tie your shoelace), they immediately think they now own you for the rest of the evening. These are the hardest people to get away from because in their minds a simple kind gesture warrants a relationship for the rest of the evening.
5.Put on a show- we all have been these type of people at clubs..you kno the ones that magically have a circle of people surrounding them as they either dance beyond freaky or have mastered the signature move better than the artist or just think that for one minute they are a star as they put on a 30 second show to the song being played. worst of all are the ones that are so outlandish with their dances that all just have to stop and stare. Dont front like you aint never had that starring role before lol.
6. criers/fighters/commotion starters-I lumped all these in one group cause we all at least know that one person that we think twic about goin out with them cause they start some shit. This category are these people! They save their drama until they up in the club and everyone havin a good time. We have also seen these people while we are booging. You know the girl you see in the corner in tears or the dude thats mad cause his foot got stepped on and now are being dragged out by security. You wonder what is wrong or are making mental notes of the nearest exit. They just annoying simple and short.
7.I wanna go home/fun ruiners-The minute you get up in there with them, they are ready to leave. Its like they sense a good time and are determined threw their bored/this is hell attitude to quench your fun fire flame too. I just avoid going out with these types or ignore them and keep dancing my soul away. Both methods are effective.
8. What are you doing here-Simply put, these are the individuals, that you and i know are damn well too young or old to be up in there period!
9. My last night on earth-These are those people that are either tourist, foreigners leaving back for whereveer tom. (which makes you wonder why come here on ur last night), or live far enough to know they not going to see you after you step out of here..they lookin for a good time and you not tryin to give it to them. They also sometimes make absolutely no sense and you give them that "is that english" face over the blasting music.
10. Good time girls/good time guys-They just wanna take you home..they will say anything and everything you wanna here to accomplish their ultimate goal. Your acceptace to their seductive motives is at your discretion.
11.The beauties/foolywags-Last but not least these are the two extreme ends of physical beauty. You got the beauties that you cant help but stare at when they walk by and be like wow, i wonder who they lay next to at night AND the hideous which you ultimately wonder the same about too.
So that about rounds it up..i hope as you read you can completely remember bumping into one of those individuals in your party travels..gotta love it..toodles ;)
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